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Them Homeless beating IRS

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« on: April 06, 2008, 05:21:45 pm »

Why are we here?
Well, Malton has been eating up government money and we really need everyone to just die. Nobody has homes! Homeless don't pay taxes. They steal and dig through our trash. Angry So, we have to do some dirty work. Killing the homeless of Malton helps out government... and if you're not for us, you're against us, you crazy hobos!
Now, you may be thinking.
"But big corporate guy, you don't live in a home.Aren't you homeless?"
Of coarse not!
For one thing, we don't need sleep or "families".
So we don't need homes.We inject our workers with an "Industry Serum" that helps our workers work without food or water!(They also focus better.)
We have more on our wiki page.
Interested in joining?
Sign up at our forums!
You already in a PKer group?
Well, no problem!
You can still beat bums and have a job!
We're currently running a "Club Member" program that allows you to participate in some homeless beating events!
Have fun kiddos!
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